It gets worse during the night shift...
Get on the Web site
Press "OK", it's pointless to have a fight
Implied consent won't bite
Upload everything you think is right
Geolocation is a feature for all
Leave the microphone on, even after the call
Assistants everywhere, even at the bowl
More microphones for improved accuracy, one inside the toilet roll
Someone is phoning, even late at night
Pick it up quickly, the boss complaints about the site
"It's down, it's down, put it on the cloud!"
"There's nothing I can do, boss, no reason for a fight!"
Down goes the light, back you go to bed
The assistant keeps alerting, very bright red
"What is it now, notifications LED?"
"This is the WORST sleep I've ever had!" ⬆