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[Meme] Patent Quality at the EPO Has Become a Meme

posted by Roy Schestowitz on Jan 11, 2024

As per this internal publication from the EPO.

Person: why was my patent granted? EPO examiner: Production. Is it a valid, quality patent? Is it?

"Production is the only thing that guarantees our payslip on the 26^th of every month"

--DG1 director

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