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News of Substance About the EPO's Substance Abuse (Cocaine)

posted by Roy Schestowitz on Nov 07, 2025

Colorful candy - detail

What sort of "candy" runs the Office?

On the first day of this month we said that the "European Patent Office Officials Cannot Claim False Identification".

We've since then heard from readers and sources. We're barely managing to keep up with the input.

"A recent TechRights posting on this topic mentions an article in the BILD Zeitung which is behind a paywall," one source said. "An archived copy of this article with photos is accessible here."

Wiesn-Kokser muss 40.000 Euro Strafe zahlen

"For convenience we attach copies of the associated photos in case you do not already have them," said the source.

"The photo showing the credit card payment is interesting because it shows a frontal view of the same watch that he is wearing in the photo of the EPO meeting posted by TechRights here."

EPO cocaine payment

The EPO's very own cocaine payment. This is where EPO budget goes.

The other photos from the article:

Cocaine seizure

Telling them about his massive salary:

In custody

Record production at EPO?

Cocaine scales

Pretending to be a tourist from Spain: (rather than a local official)

Handcuffs

"EPO Cocaine Chronicles" will resume with Part 4 some time soon.

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