Lock-in of Lock-down
- Dr. Roy Schestowitz
- 2020-05-20 23:56:16 UTC
- Modified: 2020-05-20 23:56:16 UTC
"Another suggestion In this mail was that we can’t make our own unilateral extensions to HTML I was going to say this was wrong and correct this also."
--Bill Gates [PDF]
Summary: A short poem for our pandemic times
TWO make a couple
Which social distancing forbids
Bill Gates makes a fortune
From vaccine he says everyone needs
Pick up your Skype and your Teams
Said the man in the sweater
Proprietary software is "social"
Trust me, it'll make your life a lot better
Pandemic is good, said the man in the sweater
Stay inside, stay online, give me all your data
Use my services and keyloggers
You're doing a public service, testing it like it's a beta!
Microsoft loves Linux, said the man in the sweater
But surely he knew better
It's Windows he really loves after all
Only a conspiracy theorist would become his hater
COVID-19 is a lot worse than Windows in your hospital
So said a devil from hell
Sure, you might die there eventually
Like Mr. Esptein in his cell
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