[Meme] Microsoft Will Fix Everything, Eventually...

Dr. Roy Schestowitz

2021-07-04 09:26:11 UTC
Modified: 2021-07-04 09:26:11 UTC

Vista to Vista 10

Vista 11 Will Fix Everything
The next version will fix everything, always

Summary: Microsoft wants you to know that the solution to all your problems is right around the corner; just stay with Windows...

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[Meme] Microsoft Will Fix Everything, Eventually...

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