They Were Wrong All Along
TULIP©, a new product by Sir Professor Doctor Jensen Huang

More buttons needn't imply more functionality
And more functionality does not necessarily beget more power
Likewise, more "content" stuffed into a Web page does not make the page more informative
Some of the most informative pages let you focus on what matters, as you have only two eyes and they can only focus on one item at any one time
More computer (or computing) power does not always beget more productivity
Bloated software is not the 'best tool' for the task
A task may not be best to tackle immediately
And more available time does not imply higher productivity
Identifying where time gets wasted is not a computing profiling/benchmarking task
Adding more staff to a development team (to tackle a task) does not always get you there faster
Two women combined won't deliver a healthy baby in just 4.5 months
Microsoft et al won't "generate more value" by using up more electricity and stockpiling hardware that sometimes remains boxed, unopened
Fallacies are not always false
Except this one █
