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The Matthew J Garrett Muppet Show (or Countless IRC Sockpuppets)

From his own site:

Matthew Garrett is 22 years old and an agriculture student in Devon. He is in no way related to Matthew Garrett (formerly) of Jesus College, Cambridge, who is frankly terrified at the idea of anyone wanting to know anything about him and wishes you'd all go away and stop bothering him. He's sorely tempted to write a book entitled 'Axe-murdering for fun and profit' in order to ensure that this happens if you carry on. Note: Any 'Chris Buckley' mentioned within this site is a fictional character. Resemblance to any other 'Chris Buckley', living or dead, is entirely coincidental. Note, too, that this site is now newly updated and full of exciting stuff that wasn't there before.



Cocaine_babie, sockpuppet of Matthew J Garrett



Elusive_woman, another sockpuppet of Matthew J Garrett



gangster_og, a very racist sockpuppet of Matthew J Garrett



Cocaine_Barbie, older sockpuppet of Matthew J Garrett



dope_dealer, an early sockpuppet of Matthew J Garrett



DrAxe, another more recent sockpuppet of Matthew J Garrett



Summary: Matthew J Garrett, the Coke Fly doing bios (while leveraging UEFI to attack competition), has gone completely off the rails and created over 100 sockpuppets in our IRC network, which he then abused (using his battalion of sockpuppets) for nearly a year

"There never was a good knife made of bad steel."

--"DrKnife", sockpuppet of Matthew J Garrett days ago



"Do you want to know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can't savor all the... little emotions. In... you see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are."

--elusive_woman, another sockpuppet of Matthew J Garrett ealier this month (while posting my home address)



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