What They Tell Young Programmers

posted by Roy Schestowitz on Aug 10, 2025

Coding in 2025

Coding "by hand" is hard
It makes you a retard

Here, try an LLM
You won't even notice the code is so lame

Get the latest framework from Microsoft GitHub repos
Never mind if it is POS

Compiling things is for greybeards
Every line does as it appears

GitHub Actions is NSA compiler
Machine code produced by a liar

Code has nationality
Judge it by flags, not rationality

Reading code is bad
Failing to comprehend it makes you sad

Zemlin is the master
An anti-geek buster

Let the Pentagon decide what's safe to use
A program made by oneself is clear misuse █