Any resemblance to the "too many distros" FUD is purely coincidental

Summary: "Choice is malicious," say the antagonists

TOO many cars Too many types Too many spare parts Say all the stereotypes

We need a "UNIVERSAL CAR" One car to rule them all! The question is which one And who makes the call

Monoculture is great Choice is malicious Why offer options When they're so arbitrary and capricious? ⬆