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[Meme] The EPO's Vision of 'Artificial Intelligence'

posted by Roy Schestowitz on Sep 30, 2024

First they attack the integrity of the task or destroy the complexity of it by throwing away the law (it gets in the way of profits anyway)

Office Cubicle at EPO: grant!

It says here we pay you 100,000 euros a year just to press grant

Hello, I can I help? Grant faster?

I am the f**king president now!

Obey (illegal orders) or perish as the future of workers in Europe's second-largest institution?

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