Windows Was Always the Punchline

posted by Roy Schestowitz on Jan 04, 2026

Why is the network plagued/overrun by (infested with) malware?

Windows.

Why did you lose your E-mail?

Windows.

Why did the "computer" crash while typing an E-mail?

Windows.

Where did all the "IT budget" get eaten up?

Windows.

How did our company become a ransom target?

Windows.

What platform has deliberate back doors?

Windows.

What did we count to calculate taxes [1, 2]?

Windows. █

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