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Puff Pieces of the EPO-IPO (EPO+EUIPO) Have Begun to Appear Amid New Evidence of Brain Drain, Lowered Standards

Entering a rather advanced propaganda mode

EUIPO EPO and FTI



Summary: The grim vision of the EPO which is losing all its talent (over time), becomes more like a production line (quality does not matter), and produces propaganda for "media positioning" (or "placements") -- all under the guise of 'studies'

"Who will be stupid enough to apply to be hired under these conditions?"



This was the question asked earlier today in relation to the EPO under Battistelli's regime. The full comment says:

1: so they can fire you at will and prohibit you to work afterwards or they keep your pensions? Who will be stupid enough to apply to be hired under these conditions?

2: the EPO will decrease costs but not lower the fees? What will they do with the excess money?


Given the decline in patent quality under Battistelli, we expect fees to have to decline and the same goes for salaries. The EPO is becoming another USPTO and some people believe that eventually it will be another INPI (i.e. no patent examination at all, or only a truly superficial check before filing). Regarding the notion of "excess money", some figures from the secretive Office actually suggest financial losses/deficit. There's no likely rebound now or ever, until or unless pensions (long-term liabilities) get gradually cut, well-paid staff replaced by new and relatively unskilled/underpaid/overworked workers (there is lack of interest in EPO jobs either way), and patent applications flow in like water and granted in bulk while they last (to the point of exhaustion, whereupon examiners become redundant). Watch this new EPO job ad (from today). Pay attention to the skills required (just two languages and a Masters degree). The EPO is experiencing brain drain. Managers know it. They're desperate for job applications now, but they're failing to attract enough of them, or so we're told by insiders. Standards have truly declined.

"Staff of the EPO isn't even being told what's going on; examiners are constantly being lied to by the management."How can they possibly attract more interest from the public amid unprecedented scandals? How about puff pieces resulting from a so-called 'study' (stooping so low as to generate bogus, self-commissioned 'studies' is the latest trend), such as the one we mentioned last night?

The EPO-IPO (EPO+EUIPO) already finds some clueless (or docile, or without any critical skills) stenographers to parrot claims from this 'study' of theirs (which they paid for). To quote: "The study, published on 25 October, says this number equates to almost €5.7 trillion annually. It covers a broad range of IP rights, including patents, trademarks, designs, copyright, geographical indications and plant variety rights."

Wow! "€5.7 trillion annually." Big numbers there, but what does that allude to? Just a big number to occupy some headlines and add some prestige to institutions with a turnover/profit 5 orders of magnitude lower (i.e. about 100,000th of the above figure). Here is the laughably shallow part (among others):

António Campinos, executive director of the EUIPO, said: “The rapidly changing nature of business in the 21st century means that the EU and global economy relies strongly on intellectual property rights such as trademarks, designs, patents and other rights.”



Will you take over all the above, António? As some believe you would? There's no telling, only speculations. Staff of the EPO isn't even being told what's going on; examiners are constantly being lied to by the management.

"Maybe the EPO will just fire a lot of examiners and hire some more "paper pushers" to cope with the increased throughput (or inflow) of crappy applications and crappy grants."In other (more minor) news, the EPO is said to have changed requirements. "In the past," says the article, "it was common for a patent holder to execute an assignment in favor of an assignee, without the assignee signing the document. Under the new Guidelines, the EPO will no longer accept an assignment document that uses the single-signature format."

Maybe the EPO will just fire a lot of examiners and hire some more "paper pushers" to cope with the increased throughput (or inflow) of crappy applications and crappy grants. After all, it's not as though detailed, thorough, comprehensive and even exhaustive search (potentially with several appeals to the boards) are what Battistelli wants. He just wants a Chinese production line, akin to what he sees in SIPO (for which he has profound affinity). Work conditions, correspondingly, degrade greatly.

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