The Microsoft Guide to the Open Source Galaxy
- Dr. Roy Schestowitz
- 2019-05-13 04:07:18 UTC
- Modified: 2019-05-13 04:09:59 UTC
- Thou shalt not host a FOSS project outside GitHub (otherwise it won't 'count')
- Thou shalt not edit code without Visual Studio (which now has an "open" -- albeit spying and malicious -- component for openwashing purposes)
- Thou shalt not code without .NET (or Mono)
- Thou shalt not use a voting machine without Windows (we have just announced some openwashing component to make up for the NSA back doors that compromise elections worldwide)
- Thou shalt not boot GNU/Linux as a standalone operating system (UEFI might not permit this anyway, unless we sign for approval)
- Thou shalt not get get a GNU/Linux distribution outside our Store
- Thou shalt not buy a computer without Windows preinstalled; those are "naked PCs" and everyone who buys such PCs is a "pirate"
- Thou shalt not disparage or even publicly criticise our staff (that would be in violation of GitHub rules, a Code of Conduct, T&C and so on)
- Thou shalt not report back doors in our software or leak NSA tools that take advantage of these (there's a prison sentence for doing so)
- Thou shalt not write in mass media things that refute our narrative (proving that we are chronic liars); we would bribe the publication using advertising money and have you sacked
- Thou shalt not use open formats such as OpenDocument except inside Microsoft Office, which is incompatible with all other software (by design)
- Thou shalt not distribute Linux without paying Microsoft for patents; we're still suing companies (in 2019) for having the audacity to do so
- Thou shalt not host a site or a service outside Azure; we'd sic patent trolls at you
- Thou shalt not oppose Microsoft's lock-in and proprietary software shims inside Linux; we'd send our media partners (Condé Nast) to oust you, at least for a month if not permanently
- Thou shalt not report our crimes to the authorities; doing so would make you a "toxic", "intolerant" person
- Thou shalt not use the GPL unless all other options have been exhausted
- Thou shalt not adopt a Web browser other than MSIE or our rebranded Chrome, also known as Edge; we'd occasionally tinker with your computer's settings to remind you to quit using other browsers or refuse the download of such "malware"
Recent Techrights' Posts
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- IBM has a billion bucks for 'the butcher', but not a million dollars for critical projects and initiatives in Free software
- It Should be Uncontroversial to Say That Social Control Media is a Weapon
- Democracy is not compatible with the likes of Kapo-Berg and MElon controlling public discourse of billions
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- GNU/Linux Has Become More Mainstream in the United Kingdom
- It's a long weekend here and we guess some people dabble in GNU/Linux migrations, at least at home
- SLAPP Censorship - Part 166 Out of 200: Garrett Wasn't Found Innocent Per Se, the Court Wanted More Evidence of Who Was Behind Particular Accounts Using Tor
- It's complicated
- Criminals Don't Obey Laws, California Does Not Enhance Online Safety
- It has been a while since we last mentioned so-called 'age-verification' laws
- Over at Tux Machines...
- GNU/Linux news for the past day
- IRC Proceedings: Saturday, August 29, 2026
- IRC logs for Saturday, August 29, 2026
- Links 29/08/2026: Stop the Hate, Goldfish Myths, and xmpp.nz
- Links for the day
- Links 29/08/2026: Wave of Social Control Media Bans, Suno Data Breach Class Actions
- Links for the day
- Links 29/08/2026: Microsoft GitHub Outage (Again), "Displaying Ads Directly on Your Monitor", and "Election Deniers Could Soon Control Elections"
- Links for the day
- Misuse of Bots (Now Sold as "Agents", "Hey Hi", "Automation", and "Efficiency")
- They even try to rebrand robotics as "hey hi" and try to sell slop as "work"
- Debian: Plagiarism OK, Just be "Responsible" About It
- The result isn't the worst, but it's not good either
- Don't Let Them Kill Activism
- Are the oligarchs shutting the lid on activism and whistleblowers?
- SLAPP Censorship - Part 165 Out of 200: Two Years Since My Wife and I Sued
- In early September 2024 we hit back
- Over at Tux Machines...
- GNU/Linux news for the past day
- IRC Proceedings: Friday, August 28, 2026
- IRC logs for Friday, August 28, 2026
- Gemini Links 29/08/2026: Death Notice, Systems Biology, and Gopher
- Links for the day
- Links 28/08/2026: Chatbot Pushers Admit They're Used Heavily for Social Engineering Scams, Strong Backlash Against "Smart Glasses" (CCTV on Legs)
- Links for the day
- Michael Catanzaro's Latest Blog Post Affirms Rumours of Red Hat Changes and RAs/PIPs at IBM
- reading between the lines, IBM is "spitting out" Red Hat staff
- If Linux Was Written in Rust, 80% or More of Linux Developers Would Not Understand It (Same If It's Composed by LLM Slop)
- The licence (GPL) is not enough when there are ways to bypass it
- Gemini Links 28/08/2026: Absurd Tomodachi Summer, Screen Piggery, and Jugulans 1.0.3 Released
- Links for the day
- Links 28/08/2026: "UK Power Grid Has a Phantom Data Center Problem" and "Growth at All Costs is Cancer"
- Links for the day
- SLAPP Censorship - Part 164 Out of 200: Patent Troll SLAPPs, Defamation Trolls, and Stranglers From America
- You start to wonder if the core issue is insecurity
- Rumours of More PIPs and Layoffs at Confluent Just Months After IBM Bought It
- It is meanwhile apparent IBM will have mass layoffs next week (September)
- Over at Tux Machines...
- GNU/Linux news for the past day
- IRC Proceedings: Thursday, August 27, 2026
- IRC logs for Thursday, August 27, 2026
- After Many Waves of PIPs (Silent Layoffs) IBM Makes Non-Silent Layoffs, Effective Next Week (September)
- What we heard is turning out to be true
