My Bribe, My Way
Summary: An all-time hit by none other than Microsoft's co-founder, who certainly did everything his own way
And now, the end is near
And so I face the most uncertain
My foe, I'll say it clear
I'll state my demands, of which I'm certain
I've lived a life of crime
I traveled each and every public office
And more, much more than this, I bid it my way
Regrets, I've had a few
But then again, Epstein's arrested
I did what I had to do
And saw it done without exemption
I planned each charted plane
Each careful flight along the byway
And more, much more than this, I flew it my way
Yes, there were times, I'm sure you knew
When I bribed more than I could get away with
But through it all, when there was doubt
I bribed the regulators too and spit them out
I faced it all and I paid the toll and did it my way
I've bribed, I've sabotaged and lied
I've had my fill, my share of losing
And now, as independent journalists subside
I find it all so amusing
To think I did all that
And may I say, not in a shy way
Oh, no, oh, no, not me, I bribed them my way
For what is a crook, what has he got?
If not himself, then he's another Trump
To say the things he truly feels
And make every public official beg as he kneels
The record shows
I served the blows
And did it my way
Yes, it was my way
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