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EPO Justice

Bad Pun Judge Judy: Wait at the door; You stepped on the floor? EPC you should ignore

Judge Judy v Lawyer: Why are you here? Are you ready to hear? You smell like a beer; But I'm vaccinated, my dear

Judge Judy: No time for hearings; Just Webcams and readings; Oh, sorry! I fell asleep on my sofa!

Judge Judy Gangsta: Don't you tell anybody!

The Judge: Hearings resume; My guilt you assume; I just see some jerk on Zoom; Can we please talk in a room?

Summary: Justice in Europe's second-largest institution, where the law itself is a second-class citizen

Wait at the door

You stepped on the floor? EPC you should ignore

Why are you here? Are you ready to hear? You smell like a beer But I'm vaccinated, my dear

No time for hearings Just Webcams and readings Oh, sorry! I fell asleep on my sofa! Don't you tell anybody!

Hearings resume My guilt you assume I just see some jerk on Zoom Can we please talk in a room?

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