The Patent Quality Song

Dr. Roy Schestowitz

2021-08-05 09:57:28 UTC
Modified: 2021-08-05 09:59:56 UTC

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Not everything is an invention; life and nature, for example, are naturally-recurring, SCOTUS has insisted

Summary: Ample room for introspection now that patents are being assigned to bots

MOAR patents!

A patent for each child! MOAR monopolies For every animal in the wild!

Monopolies mean business Business needs monopoly Some amass 100,000 of them Protecting oligopoly

Let them eat patents Supplementary protection certificates for dessert A diet of monopolies On every pig and rat

The numbers are up Says Vichy from EPOnia Monopolies on everything Even coronavirus and pneumonia

"Monopolies on everything"'Social' dialogue with litigation firms Assures the Orange One The examiners are fleeing Oh, what have we done?

Patents on mathematics too Simulations and 'Hey Hi' Call them "SaMD" or "MedTech" As if without them people will die

Growth in monopolies secured More patents than people Bots need patents too The effect yet to ripple ⬆

Wikileaks is Now Stuck Under the Clutches of Donald Trump (via Elon Musk): The same Trump administration that was blackmailing Assange and also schemed to torture/assassinate him
IPKat's Annsley Merelle Ward Spreading the Same Old Lies and Shameless Propaganda to Promote Software Patents in Europe (i.e. the Usual... and She's Not Even a Coder): People are quick to point out that the cited survey is very inherently biased
Windows in Azerbaijan: Down From Around 99% to Around 20%: In the past two years Microsoft could barely keep above 20%
Microsoft's Vanity Vapourware ('Lame Duck' Product for Trump and Biden Bailouts) Again "Discontinued": Microsoft cannot keep a dying unit that makes almost no sales alive just for mere prospects of a bailout (which falls through because even the military turns it down)
When Articles About Linux Foundation Are LLM SPAM (Slop) From Publishers Paid by the Linux Foundation: This is a corruption of the Web
Gemini Links 17/11/2024: Changing Interests and HamsterCMS: Links for the day
Links 16/11/2024: Twitter (X) Exodus Continues, Social Control Media Sanctions Spread Further: Links for the day
If You Donate to the FSFE, You Are Funding a Microsoft Front Group Inside Europe: FSFE has a new "Sugar Daddy"
Links 16/11/2024: FTC Investigates Abusive Monopolist Microsoft for "Clown Computing" Market Abuses, General Motors Mass Layoffs: Links for the day
Over at Tux Machines...: GNU/Linux news for the past day
IRC Proceedings: Friday, November 15, 2024: IRC logs for Friday, November 15, 2024
Claim That IBM Canada Had Mass Layoffs Just Hours Ago: Nothing in the media, as usual
Gemini Links 16/11/2024: Starting Afresh, Community-to-community Networks: Links for the day
Euthanasia perception, legacy & Debian Suicide Cluster: Reprinted with permission from Daniel Pocock
Links 15/11/2024: The Onion Buys Crank's Site, More Publications Quit Twitter/X: Links for the day
Gemini Links 15/11/2024: Boredom and New Blog with Gemini Support: Links for the day
Iceland: Microsoft Windows Down to All-Time Low of 60% on Desktops/Laptops: It also fell sharply across all form factors
Large British Newspaper (The Daily Telegraph) to be Composed by Microsoft Chatbots Instead of Journalists?: "engagement" is not accuracy or quality
FSFE Now Taking Bribes From Microsoft, Its Gold Donor (the Highest Payment Possible): A sellout does not get any bigger than "Gold Donor"
One of the Largest B2B YouTube Channels?: It makes the Linux Foundation look rogue; it plays along with all this
Free Software is for Everybody: today's Linux Foundation shamelessly and recklessly promotes discrimination
Coming Soon: More Reports About the European Patent Office (EPO): EPO corruption has made Europe a lot poorer
Filipinos Love GNU/Linux: Philippines as seen by statCounter
[Meme] Poverty Not an Issue: To know who the EFF fronts for, check who's funding the EFF
EFF Stories For Next Year: The EFF isn't what it seems
EFF Still Uses and Relies on Donald Trump's Friend (Elon Musk) for Campaigning and It Gets No Response (Except From FFII's President): ...He reminds them the issue isn't just "bad patents" or "patent trolls"
Windows 10? No, Windows at 10% (in Angola): That's how statCounter sees things anyway
Wintertime in Techrights: 2025 should be an exciting year for us and we look forward to spring
OpenSource.net, Which OpenSource.org (OSI) Said Would Continue OpenSource.com (IBM/Red Hat), Has Been Dead for a Month: Open Source Initiative is not an ally; it's a Microsoft front group
Latest in OSI's Blog Affirms Its Status as Microsoft Front Group, Sponsored by Microsoft to Promote Microsoft Agenda and Lobby for GPL Violations: Even the staff is paid by Microsoft; they hardly hide this anymore
About 80% of Red Hat Blog is the 'Hey Hi' Nonsense (Ponzi Scheme): The official Red Hat RSS feeds have been drowned out by "AI" nonsense
[Meme] If This is How Wall Street Really Works, People Should be Terrified: "OpenAI worth $150 billion with a $15 billion loss"
OpenAI: If OpenAI Survives Another 2 Years, It'll be About 30 Billion Dollars in Cumulative Losses/Debt: So if Microsoft cushions those losses (to delay the bubble's implosion; Microsoft uses the bubble to fake its "market cap", as does NVIDIA), its debt will skyrocket
Red Hat Has Become a Buzzwords Vendor, Not a Linux Company: Red Hat is quickly becoming a joke of a company or "90% marketing"...
Over at Tux Machines...: GNU/Linux news for the past day
IRC Proceedings: Thursday, November 14, 2024: IRC logs for Thursday, November 14, 2024
Perils for Patent Eligibility Restoration Act (PERA) and PREVAIL (Efforts by the Litigation 'Industry' to Bring Back Software Patents and Crush Challengers at PTAB): The EFF and FSF seem to have caught up with it
Phoronix Did Not Cover This...: 1,000 people fired at AMD is not news
Links 15/11/2024: LF Talks About Patent Trolls, Advancing a Warning About "Buy Nothing Day": Links for the day

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