--Benjamin Henrion, FFII (days ago)

Proprietary junk, no less than a mule's load Surely we must not care how for ISO this will bode

And here we present on this very special day A bogus format so passionately bribed for To shows that corruption can truly pay

Hereby we announce with unprecedented glee Patent-encumbered rubbish, finally you can purchase for a fee ⬆

References:

• OOXML corruption index
• ODF resources