Summary: When judges reinvent themselves as agents of misinformation

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Based in Haar Come to the bar Justice we mar

The boss and his minion Submit an opinion To the Haar dominion EPO's pinion

Software patents OK There's no other way G 1/21 in May The externals we pay

Obrovski arrives at the scene The narrative war he will win Hoppe, where have you been? We don't mean to sound mean

'Journalists' on sale for a dime PC they've covered with slime Irish judge defamed time after time Jana Mittermaier's skills so sublime

Stockholm syndrome for a paycheck Imprisoned by the Czech Morality they lack But hey, what the heck?

Money comes first From think tanks it will burst PR can never rest Techrights is such a pest ⬆