Summary: Excuses commonly found online for not quitting Twitter (refusal to quit despite knowing the harms) are similar to a chain smoker's screed

Twitter user: "My friends are there" Smoker: "My friends are smoking"

Twitter user: "I'm already used to it" Smoker: "My body adapted to tobacco"

Twitter user: "It gives me stress relief" Smoker: "What will I do during lunch break?"

Twitter user: "Nothing is perfect" Smoker: "Everybody dies eventually"

Twitter user: "It's not as bad as they say" Smoker: "My grandpa smoked and lived to be 90"