The EPO's Central Staff Committee on Occupational Health Accidents, Right to Disconnect, and Other Issues Under 'New Ways of Working'
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[Meme] EPO New Ways of Working: Sofa Dwellers Whose Sole Job is Leaning on Patent Examiners and Denying Them Basic Rights

posted by Roy Schestowitz on Apr 09, 2024

New Ways of Working: EPO managers (nepotism, not technical skills) and examiners. Rowan says 'we have too many examiners'.

Those 'greedy', overworked examiners... unable to properly study files and forced to grant by default.

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