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EPO Cocainegate Escalates - Part IV - António Campinos Allegedly Sleeping With Sister of "Cocaine Communication Manager" Luis Berenguer to Secure Third Mandate

posted by Roy Schestowitz on Apr 22, 2026,
updated Apr 22, 2026

"I am the f---ing president" -António Campinos

In Part I we explained what this series is about and how long it'll go on for. Our coverage of EPO scandals will easily last until the end of this year. In Part II we explained that "Cocaine Communication Manager" is back and in Part III we explained how far back his connection to António Campinos goes (well before the village idiot Campinos - lacking any practical background in patents - was parachuted into the EPO to keep his mate's skeletons inside the closets at Munich).

Based on our understanding, "the f---ing president" Campinos - to quote rather than merely paraphrase his description of himself - is dating Ana Berenguer, sister of "Cocaine Communication Manager" (Luis Berenguer) and daughter of another Luis Berenguer, a friend of the late Jorge Campinos (António's father) and allegedly the man who arranged/reserved/secured the EUIPO (in his hometown) top role for village idiot Campinos, a bad parent and bad husband. Since then the EUIPO, an EU agency, has been run based on nepotism, bribes, connections etc. Journalists have told us those people at the EUIPO are also SLAPPing critics, so we are witnessing a kind of "Mafia" taking over key European institutions and even smuggling cocaine with them. Apparently the only "problem" is folks who talk about this.

Not good.

A lot of this can be traced back to the father of "Cocaine Communication Manager". He is a Spanish politician.

As for Ana, his daughter, she is influential in Spanish politics (family connections). Remember that Campinos is dual-national (French and Portuguese), so "Cocaine Communication Manager" and his sister are pivotal for Campinos.

Ana BERENGUER GIMÉNEZ

She is younger than António, not the mother of his law-breaking child, and he must be familiar with that hand tattoo.

Ana BERENGUER GIMÉNEZ

This is what the EPO is turning into.

clean the Isar action: Trashing the EPO's reputation, not cleaning up the mess; Ana Berenguer next to Antonio Campinos and Luis Berenguer

Ana Berenguer (on the left in the photograph above) has even travelled to Munich to participate in a “clean the Isar action” (no, they don't speak German and don't care about Germany; they're political opportunists drunk on power and money). In the above photo, she is positioned next to Antonio Campinos and her brother Luis Berenguer, who is also smirking right there behind them (maybe he had a good sniff). That helps put the bromance between Luis and António in context, it's just a family affair.

In Part V (soon!) we'll explain what this means to "ethics" in the Office (see first part, second part, third part, and the fourth part). After all, the nepotists who got their job owing to connections or as a reward for covering up abuses sit on a high pedestal or horse, insisting everyone else is the problem. They even hired several law firms in London to bully me.

If you care about the future of Europe, contact your national delegates about this matter (and others). We shall say more soon.

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