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Stealing Android's Thunder, Making It All About Apple and Microsoft During Google I/O

"Just keep rubbing it in, via the press, analysts, newsgroups, whatever. Make the complete failure of the competition's technology part of the mythology of the computer industry."

--James Plamondon, Microsoft [PDF]



Summary: Misleading articles and conjoined media/analyst attacks on Android coincide with Google's event where major Android announcements are being made

ANDROID, which runs Linux at its core, is now the world's most widely used operating system, not just the most commonly 'sold' (if that word is applicable to Free software) operating systems. Microsoft is very annoyed by that. Apple is jealous.



Android is expanding from phones to tablets, watches, and even cars. Right now there's a lot of talk about ​Android Auto (see our upcoming daily links for more information, as well as various links that we posted about Google I/O before) and this means that the reach of Linux is vast beyond imagination. It's always growing. Devices now outnumber people, especially with all that "IoT" hype. Many of these devices (probably the majority) run Linux.

"Devices now outnumber people, especially with all that "IoT" hype. Many of these devices (probably the majority) run Linux."Microsoft seems to be trying to crash the event of Google, making it all about Apple and Microsoft in a potentially strategic (and timely) way. Farhad Manjoo, who promoted Microsoft in Slate (we mentioned it here several times before, especially in the IRC channels), is now doing a piece on Android in the New York Times. While acknowledging "Market Dominance" of Android he goes on to say that there is "A Murky Road Ahead for Android". We've heard it all before, usually from Microsoft- and Apple-friendly media. As this article is composed by an old friend of Microsoft, we consider it more of that same. For the second day in a row it's IDG (parent company of IDC, but without disclosure to that effect) that uses IDC-produced figures to bash Android's dominance as well. Mikael Ricknäs has spread through a bunch of IDG-owned sites an article titled "Android stutters while iOS shines in Q1". Two Microsoft-bribed firms, namely the Gartner Group and IDC, are being quoted so as to bash Android. They do this by gaming numbers, making it seem like Apple enjoys huge growth while actually it's Android that continues to gain (at the expense of mostly proprietary platforms). IDC is grossly overstating Microsoft's role in mobile, but given the long-term relationship of IDC and Microsoft, this is hardly surprising. IDC previously had us believe (using bogus predictions) that Windows would be dominant in mobile by now. How wrong were they! Android is dying/doomed/terrible, say Microsoft- and Apple-connected firms, so maybe the real observation to be made here is that Microsoft is really afraid of Android. It's nervousness and response.

The conflicts of interest at IDG are not news to us. We have written about them for nearly a decade. Here you see Roger Grimes from Microsoft and IDG (yes, at the same time!) giving poor advice about security (he often blames users for security issues that are Microsoft's). "Better solution," wrote iophk to us, would be "OpenWRT or DD-WRT" (Linux).

Incidentally, amid all that Android FUD (vastly increased while Google I/O takes place), Tony Bradley, a Microsoft mole and booster (professionally connected to Microsoft but pretending to be journalist in IDG, as well as other Web sites/news networks) says that "Microsoft Has Hijacked Android In A Hostile Takeover" (his headline).

Rogue players, including Microsoft, tried this before, with examples that include Facebook, Nokia, and Amazon. They always failed. It's just a misguided strategy that weakens Windows in the hope that somehow it'll pay off or gradually sink the competition.

Watch how IDG covered this latest case of patent extortion/shakedown. Microsoft's abuse of patents is not mentioned even once! It's all promotional. The opening sentence says: "Tuesday’s announcement means Microsoft is now working with 31 device manufacturers to pre-load applications on Android tablets."

Here again we see the artificially- and misleadingly-inflated number which we alluded to the other day.

"Microsoft has made a killer move," wrote Pavithra Rathinavel about patent racketeering while glorifying it as some kind of ingenious strategy. He also wrote: "Many observers say Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella is making the right moves to cater to all the major platforms used by customers across the globe."

No, Microsoft uses extortion and blackmail using patents in order to force companies to exclude the competition. It's bundling by force. That is nothing worth commending.

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