THE TIME is now

To IBM we bow Not a question of how It's IBM's scared cow

Wayland in a Ubuntu hippopotamus distro IBM no master but maestro Systemd was just the intro Init system turned full bistro

Modularity down the drain Old programs and scripts out in the rain Opposition is hatred, not disdain Come aboard, it's the IBM train

"Choo choo" goes the IBM locomotive Smile, you nerds, show you're emotive Vendor lock-in by no means destructive Our software patents are 'open' and inventive

The final destination unknown to many Too many questions asked by the canny CentOS reduced to a penny Fedora is next, but it looks a little zenny

The webchats are now rebranded a "summit" Our shares and our headcount continue to plummet Masters of the universe, kings of the planet Attracted to money like paperclip to a magnet

Krishna and Allowhurst man the top deck Staff using GMail? Hey, what the HECK?! We name our products "Watson", homage to a dreck While at the same time our GPL suppliers we smack

The endgame not far We've lowered the bar Patents are a guiding star We'll monopolise the OS, Wunderbar! ⬆