[Meme] TPM and TSA

posted by Roy Schestowitz on Feb 08, 2024,
updated Feb 09, 2024

Nothing is truly secure until Microsoft says it is (i.e. it has back doors).

Give me your shim. I need to check with Microsoft if it's OK to have Linux onboard.

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