[Meme] Totally Microsoft

posted by Roy Schestowitz on Jun 10, 2024

Windows recall Total Surveillance

Even screenshots are "AI" now!

It's off by default; Until your boss or spouse or a cracker turns it on without you knowing or agreeing

But other than that, this is totally about HEY HI ("AI") and INNOVA~1 ("innovation"). Turn that on! You will thank us later! (The OEMs will probably turn it on by default, just like 'secure' boot, as only a pedophile would object to screenshots of everything being taken).

Did you turn that on?

Today, Microsoft lobbyist: Read Microsoft co-founder Bill Gates' congratulatory...

Famous Criminal Bill Gates going again to Modi instead of to prison (where he visited Jeffrey Epstein and where Gates too belongs). "Please don't uninstall Windows, Sir. I'm begging you," psydruid jokes. Or: "Sir, I have secret footage from Marshall Islands, so keep Windows OR ELSE!"

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