"Works for Me!"
Who knows best?
"I listen to the dang radio!"
Said grandpa.
"Works for Me!"
"I listen to CDs!"
Said dad.
"Works for Me!"
"I listen to the oven ringing/beeping, no app needed!"
Said grandpa.
"Works for Me!"
"The washing machine will turn itself off when done, I don't need 'smart' things,"
Said mom.
"Works for Me!"
"I pick up the phone when it's important, I don't have time for E-mail,"
Said grandma.
"Works for Me!"
"I have books with recipes in them, no Internet required in the kitchen,"
Said mom.
"Works for Me!"
"Mom, I couldn't buy the ingredients at the shop. My phone had no connection. I waited for 60 minutes for the connection to come back, but then my phone ran out of battery. I could not make a payment."
Said I, the "smart" kid. █
Image source: Mother mannequin and a child under a basement lean-to shelter