Novell: We're Having a “Financial Crisis!” Please Buy Microsoft Linux

Dr. Roy Schestowitz

2008-10-15 20:12:20 UTC
Modified: 2008-10-15 20:12:20 UTC

Novell has just sent out the following E-mail to its customers and/or partners. It was passed to us by an anonymous reader.

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Novell: We're Having a “Financial Crisis!” Please Buy Microsoft Linux

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