A Poem for King Nadella, Our Father and Mentor

Dr. Roy Schestowitz

2020-06-16 05:43:11 UTC
Modified: 2020-06-16 05:43:11 UTC

We love you Satya Techrights loves Satya

Summary: A poem for Satya Nadella, advised by Bill Gates to confess his love for us all (Microsoft is all about love now)

THE JOB you have done is splendid and fine Your company now feels very much like mine

"JEDI" is yours, return of the Jedi Bombing dark people with the help of Hey Hi (AI)

ICE contracts are cool, even cooler than ice The Orange One you appeased, oh how very nice

Dictators are no villains, only misunderstood GitHub needs censoring because openly-shared projects are all 'nasty' under the hood

Tax evaded is lots of money saved Oh, thank you for sparing us the public budget we could have had

In conclusion and in a cordial fashion we wish to congratulate Not to demonise, except those whom you hate ⬆

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Go Offline for a Bit: yup!
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Gemini Links 26/11/2024: Not Pagan, Emacs Wiki, and More: Links for the day

A Poem for King Nadella, Our Father and Mentor

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