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Summary: EPOnia discovers that nobody is working on December 15th and that it's merely the start of a long conflict (video above, transcript below)
The examiners refuse to work (
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They say enough is enough
Even the Berlin site
They call EPOTIF "gambling"
And they probably know where we've stashed all the money
COVID-19 will keep them stranded at home
There's nothing they can do
Mr. President
Stoneheart
"Production" has decreased
Even CNIPA is better than us
My father fought for his people... only family members allowed here now... *burps*
I told you Bergot was a bloody disaster!
Just like the rest of those idiots...
We need EUIPO talent, not INPI talent...
I've already drained the whole place
Who else can we hire for blind loyalty?
Issue some more press releases about "diversity"
Along with those stupid press releases about buzzwords
Just make sure they add my photo to them
Sir, the whole EPO site is already full of your mugs
It's all about me, idiot! I'm so awesome!
Sir, only 3% of our staff trusts you...
That's libel. I need to ask Mercer.
I'm all about social dialogue!
I met those sons of bitches one by one
Told them about my dad's legacy
And how things were going to change
While we pile up the cash in the bank
Now we might need to get a submarine to smuggle it somewhere else
Benoît and I had it all figured out!
Now the UPC is failing and we stuff the justice ministry with our Stalin
At least we got Thierry Breton in the Commission
That son of a bitch owes me a big one!
Benoît and Thierry go way back...
I told him...
Blackmail all member states to ratify the UPCA
Fuck their fucking constitutions!
Maybe I can pay them with some of EPOTIF to look the other way
The nations in eastern Europe are cheaper to bribe
I have a Doyen in Croatia with a fake EQE certificate
He's talking about your boyfriend again
At least I'm not COVID-positive
Sometimes I wish I was to be honest...
For sympathy
In a press release
Go write a bunch of fluff about "4IR" and other crap regarding abstract patents
Make sure it says EPO is world leader or something
I'm just going to inject myself with something
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