YOU told us you loved us

But forth came the lawsuits You promised you would change And all you changed was the CEO (suits)

You told us you loved us You then bought GitHub You said it proved you loved "Open Source" But actually it was a proprietary sub

You told us you loved us I thought you did Then you phoned my boss So I knew you hadn't, indeed

You said you had changed But then you killed Novell, Yahoo, Nokia... You said you were trying to help them But who would ever trust ya?

You said Linus was rude You called Richard radical Unlike your pseudo-mascot Who flew the Lolita Express, what a rascal!

Your critics all live in some basement, you told us Pimple-faced, basement-dwelling stinkin' conspiracy nuts What is their theory exactly Is their main weakness just having some guts? ⬆

"Bill Gates cites copyright enforcement to justify Chinese censorship. Microsoft executives used to call us communists, but they are now clearly revealed as the ones who support communist-style dictatorship."

--Richard Stallman