Novell/Microsoft/OOXML Cartoon

Dr. Roy Schestowitz

2007-04-14 12:09:56 UTC
Modified: 2007-04-14 12:11:42 UTC

Have a giggle, or watch an older commentary on Microsoft's anti-Linux Web site.

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