October's Golden Flying Chairlet Award Goes to Jose X

Dr. Roy Schestowitz

2009-10-31 19:49:09 UTC
Modified: 2009-10-31 19:49:09 UTC

THIS MONTH'S Golden Flying Chairlet Award (for October) goes to Jose X, who kindly provided us with input and ideas. One good post from him explains why Mono is sensitive to API traps. ⬆

Comments

Jose_X

2009-10-31 19:55:34

What is this!

..speaking of software patents, if arguments before SCOTUS (Bilski) take place in a couple of weeks, how soon are we likely to expect a ruling?

Roy Schestowitz

2009-10-31 20:02:00

What is this!

The Golden Flying Chairlet Award was not my idea.

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