The Microsoft Guide to the Open Source Galaxy
- Dr. Roy Schestowitz
- 2019-05-13 04:07:18 UTC
- Modified: 2019-05-13 04:09:59 UTC
- Thou shalt not host a FOSS project outside GitHub (otherwise it won't 'count')
- Thou shalt not edit code without Visual Studio (which now has an "open" -- albeit spying and malicious -- component for openwashing purposes)
- Thou shalt not code without .NET (or Mono)
- Thou shalt not use a voting machine without Windows (we have just announced some openwashing component to make up for the NSA back doors that compromise elections worldwide)
- Thou shalt not boot GNU/Linux as a standalone operating system (UEFI might not permit this anyway, unless we sign for approval)
- Thou shalt not get get a GNU/Linux distribution outside our Store
- Thou shalt not buy a computer without Windows preinstalled; those are "naked PCs" and everyone who buys such PCs is a "pirate"
- Thou shalt not disparage or even publicly criticise our staff (that would be in violation of GitHub rules, a Code of Conduct, T&C and so on)
- Thou shalt not report back doors in our software or leak NSA tools that take advantage of these (there's a prison sentence for doing so)
- Thou shalt not write in mass media things that refute our narrative (proving that we are chronic liars); we would bribe the publication using advertising money and have you sacked
- Thou shalt not use open formats such as OpenDocument except inside Microsoft Office, which is incompatible with all other software (by design)
- Thou shalt not distribute Linux without paying Microsoft for patents; we're still suing companies (in 2019) for having the audacity to do so
- Thou shalt not host a site or a service outside Azure; we'd sic patent trolls at you
- Thou shalt not oppose Microsoft's lock-in and proprietary software shims inside Linux; we'd send our media partners (Condé Nast) to oust you, at least for a month if not permanently
- Thou shalt not report our crimes to the authorities; doing so would make you a "toxic", "intolerant" person
- Thou shalt not use the GPL unless all other options have been exhausted
- Thou shalt not adopt a Web browser other than MSIE or our rebranded Chrome, also known as Edge; we'd occasionally tinker with your computer's settings to remind you to quit using other browsers or refuse the download of such "malware"
Recent Techrights' Posts
- Linux is Already Dominant (Android), Let's Make GNU/Linux Dominant in Desktops/Laptops as Well
- "Dr. Stallman recently warned everybody about Microsoft."
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- Our Case is a Very Easy Win, the SLAPPs From Microsofters Were a Grave Error, and Censoring Information Won't Work (It'll Only Ever Backfire)
- Censoring is what people do when they lose the argument
- Say the Truth, the Rest Will Follow
- There's no guarantee that writing the truth will result in an audience (or readership), but over time - in the long run - people generally gravitate towards what they know or feel to be crude truth, not just what's comforting (albeit false or self-deluding, usually groupthink dictated from above)
- How to Expose High-Level Corruption Without Getting in (Too Much) Trouble
- Democracy depends on free press and freedom of the press depends on being able to safely publish (and keep available) material that bad people don't want to be known to anybody
- In-Depth EPO Coverage at Techrights Turns Eleven
- 11 years is a very long time
- Windows Measured Below 10% in Afghanistan, GNU/Linux Gaining a Lot
- about 80% are Android (Linux) users, compared to only about 10% for Windows
- Poland's Political Predicament and Social Control Media
- Democracy and fake "tech" don't mix well; the latter tends to interfere with the former and that's why we get more "Putins" out there
- EPO: Taking Away From the Staff to Give More to the Rich
- The Central Staff Committee (CSC) wrote to EPO staff earlier this week
- Over at Tux Machines...
- GNU/Linux news for the past day
- IRC Proceedings: Tuesday, June 03, 2025
- IRC logs for Tuesday, June 03, 2025
- Abuse Inside the Polish Patent Office (UPRP) - Part I: It's a Lot Like the EPO
- we can commence a series soon
- Gemini Links 04/06/2025: Inescapable Questions and Quitting All "Oligarch Tech"
- Links for the day
- Slopwatch: Linux FUD From Slopfarms, Blaming Linux for Microsoft Issues; Even WebProNews Has Become a Slopfarm (Googlebombing "Linux" With Slop Images and Fake/Plagiarised Text)
- The Web is really getting bad; it's also overwhelmed by fake material or plagiarised material, wherein the plagiarism gets disguised/hidden by LLM sausage factories
- Links 03/06/2025: Tiananmen Square Massacre Censorship and Growing Military Activities Around Taiwan
- Links for the day
- The Loyalty to Microsoft and the Salaries From Microsoft (Funding SLAPPs Against Techrights and Tux Machines)
- Garrett always knows better. He knows everything best.
- Windows Falls in Italy as GNU/Linux Jumps to 5%
- Italy knows a thing or two about digital autonomy
- Nigeria is All Android and Google
- Windows down to almost nothing in Africa's largest population
- Mass Layoffs at Microsoft (Second Wave) Not Limited to Redmond
- "More layoffs at Microsoft as axe falls in Washington and California"
- Gemini Links 03/06/2025: Forth System and "Common Lisp is a Dumpster"
- Links for the day
- The Leaks Were Right: Mass Layoffs at Microsoft in May, Then Another Wave in June
- Just as we've been saying for over a month
- Over at Tux Machines...
- GNU/Linux news for the past day
- IRC Proceedings: Monday, June 02, 2025
- IRC logs for Monday, June 02, 2025
- Last Article From Australia's Sam Varghese Was a Year Ago and It Covered the Release of Julian Assange, Who Will Apparently Come Back as 'Politician'
- It'll soon be exactly 12 months
- Hungary Seems Hungry for Linux
- Windows down by a lot
- Like in Europe, Bad News for Microsoft in US and Canada
- If it loses those "regions", then what's left?
- About 8 Waves of Mass Layoffs at Microsoft in 2025 (in Less Than 5 Months), Now Vista 11 "Market Share" Decreases
- Really bad news for shareholders of Microsoft
- statCounter Sees Bing "Share" Falling Over 0.5% in One Month, Now Lower Than Before the ChatGPT/Bing Chat Hype
- Bing has been part of the mass layoffs for quite some time
- After Microsoft's Bankruptcy in Russia Android (Linux) Will Dominate Asia Completely
- Windows probably peaked in "XP" or "2000"
- Microsoft's Demise is a Global Phenomenon
- mass layoffs justified using mindless buzzwords
- All-Time Highs for GNU/Linux in EU and the UK, All-Time Lows for Microsoft
- Combining ChromeOS and GNU/Linux, it adds up to and almost reaches 6%
- India: Windows Falls to 50% in Desktops/Laptops and 8% Overall
- laptops/desktops fell to 16% of the whole
- statCounter: GNU/Linux Up to 4.7% "Market Share" This Month
- 30,000 Microsoft jobs may be eliminated by year's end
- Microsoft is in Trouble and Microsofters Know It
- "I've been happy on Win 3.11 for years."
- [Video] New Introduction to Richard Stallman's Contributions Including GNU Emacs, GNU/Linux, and Software Freedom
- from the channel previously bullied for supporting RMS
- Links 02/06/2025: South Korea to Vote, Russia Blitzed From Within
- Links for the day
- Links 02/06/2025: Political Leftovers, DRM, and Patents
- Links for the day
- Links 02/06/2025: Microsoft Spins Layoffs as "Slop", Frontier Settles Lawsuit
- Links for the day
- When You Publicly Boast About Wanting to Violently Attack People (Even Colleagues) Finding a Job Will Prove Difficult
- there's a lesson to be learned here
- The Web We Lost, the Information Lost Due to Microsoft's Attacks on Companies Like Yahoo! (Before the LLM Slop Frenzy)
- When it comes to news sites, what can we say?
- Covering Corruption in Poland, Including a War on Science (Due to Bad Politicians)
- What we're about to show is that skilled and experienced scientists in Poland are besieged by bureaucrats
- Gemini Links 02/06/2025: "Star Wars Day" and "Security Day"
- Links for the day
- Over at Tux Machines...
- GNU/Linux news for the past day
- IRC Proceedings: Sunday, June 01, 2025
- IRC logs for Sunday, June 01, 2025
