The Microsoft Guide to the Open Source Galaxy
- Dr. Roy Schestowitz
- 2019-05-13 04:07:18 UTC
- Modified: 2019-05-13 04:09:59 UTC
- Thou shalt not host a FOSS project outside GitHub (otherwise it won't 'count')
- Thou shalt not edit code without Visual Studio (which now has an "open" -- albeit spying and malicious -- component for openwashing purposes)
- Thou shalt not code without .NET (or Mono)
- Thou shalt not use a voting machine without Windows (we have just announced some openwashing component to make up for the NSA back doors that compromise elections worldwide)
- Thou shalt not boot GNU/Linux as a standalone operating system (UEFI might not permit this anyway, unless we sign for approval)
- Thou shalt not get get a GNU/Linux distribution outside our Store
- Thou shalt not buy a computer without Windows preinstalled; those are "naked PCs" and everyone who buys such PCs is a "pirate"
- Thou shalt not disparage or even publicly criticise our staff (that would be in violation of GitHub rules, a Code of Conduct, T&C and so on)
- Thou shalt not report back doors in our software or leak NSA tools that take advantage of these (there's a prison sentence for doing so)
- Thou shalt not write in mass media things that refute our narrative (proving that we are chronic liars); we would bribe the publication using advertising money and have you sacked
- Thou shalt not use open formats such as OpenDocument except inside Microsoft Office, which is incompatible with all other software (by design)
- Thou shalt not distribute Linux without paying Microsoft for patents; we're still suing companies (in 2019) for having the audacity to do so
- Thou shalt not host a site or a service outside Azure; we'd sic patent trolls at you
- Thou shalt not oppose Microsoft's lock-in and proprietary software shims inside Linux; we'd send our media partners (Condé Nast) to oust you, at least for a month if not permanently
- Thou shalt not report our crimes to the authorities; doing so would make you a "toxic", "intolerant" person
- Thou shalt not use the GPL unless all other options have been exhausted
- Thou shalt not adopt a Web browser other than MSIE or our rebranded Chrome, also known as Edge; we'd occasionally tinker with your computer's settings to remind you to quit using other browsers or refuse the download of such "malware"
Recent Techrights' Posts
- Techrights Will Contact German Media About the EPO's Substance Abuse
- This scandal won't "go to waste"
- Search @ Techrights: Almost There Now (Maybe an Anniversary Gift)
- Just to be very clear, search would not be unprecedented at Techrights
- The Rumour Was True, Mass Layoffs at IBM Today
- How widespread the layoffs are (or how they're disguised, e.g. PIPs) is hard to assess
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- The Slopfarm WebProNews is Overwhelming "linux" Results in Google News
- Google News is slop
- The Fall of IBM: What Happened?
- Just like the EPO continues riding some old reputation acquired in the 1970s IBM relies on old myths like, "nobody gets fired for buying IBM."
- IBM's CEO Already Has the Excuse for the Latest Wave of Mass Layoffs
- Only days ago the CEO told a bunch of nonsense
- Links 04/11/2025: Conflicts, Politics, and IPv6 at Home
- Links for the day
- Gemini Links 04/11/2025: Entering WiFi Passwords and Programming Rambles
- Links for the day
- Arch Linux Seems Like the New Debian
- Arch users (btw!) are growing in relative and absolute share
- Analytics From US Government Affirm a Trend: Microsoft's "Market Share" in Search is Falling
- the data set is large
- Holding Institutions Such as the EPO Accountable Through Public Information
- Speaking truth to power is never easy
- EPO Staff Losing Holidays, as Usual, as the Office Increases Profits by Illegally Granting Invalid Patents While Reducing Salaries
- How much more can the staff endure and generally tolerate?
- Free Software Does Not Always Speak for Itself, It Needs Advocates
- Legal matters that relate to sharing of code will be discussed
- Over at Tux Machines...
- GNU/Linux news for the past day
- IRC Proceedings: Monday, November 03, 2025
- IRC logs for Monday, November 03, 2025
- The Register MS Continues Looking for Money in Promotion of the "AI" Ponzi Scheme
- That The Register MS participates in this deceit rather than tackle/debunk it says a lot about The Register MS
- IBM Layoffs in "Software", This Likely Impacts Red Hat as Well
- Many people say "software" people are impacted
- Escaping Proprietary Software, Not Just Escaping Microsoft
- To take control of your life adopt GNU/Linux
- A Lot of Fake News About Microsoft Headcount (Also: Microsoft's Debt Rose by About 24 Billion Dollars in Past 12 Months)
- If you see some headline about Microsoft's CEO making claims about hirings, look away
- Techrights Turns 19 in Three Days
- It would be nice to meet for a chat
- Akira Urushibata on How Grokipedia Fails to Work
- The Grokipedia article gives the wrong character for the "Ko" on "Koan"
- Links 03/11/2025: Data Breaches, Wars, and Digital Censorship
- Links for the day
- Gemini Links 03/11/2025: Poetry, Old Androids and Small Shells
- Links for the day
- Links 03/11/2025: Internet Anniversary
- Links for the day
- Two Years of Uptime
- Reboots are seldom involuntary
- Richard Stallman is Giving Another Talk in Less Than a Fortnight
- in two weeks' time (13 days from now)
- Windows Falls Below 20% in the UK
- Many people choose to leave Windows altogether
- Microsoft's Search Business Falls to Lowest Point in 2 Years, Based on statCounter
- what can Microsoft sell other than shares in Microsoft?
- Evidence Regarding Layoffs at Red Hat
- Seems like IBM layoffs
- Microsoft: Our "Goodwill" Value Grew More Than Tenfold Since 2011
- Hallmark of pseudo-economics
- GNU/Linux as a Boarding Pass
- being mostly analogue is still feasible
- Links 03/11/2025: Lack of Trust in LLMs and Windows TCO at Jaguar
- Links for the day
- Gemini Links 03/11/2025: Books in October and Change
- Links for the day
- Mozilla Firefox Won't Survive and Many Sites Don't Work With It (Compatibility Abandoned)
- The Web has become monocultural
- Debian is Non-Free
- Devuan might be worth looking into
- Slopwatch: Brian Fagioli and LinuxSecurity
- This is a real problem and most certainly a big problem because when people try to find real information about security and GNU/Linux they instead read "word salads" made by bots
- Four Reasons to Party With Us in Four Days, Celebrating the Four Freedoms
- Today we expect to be back to a more-or-less regular publication pace
- Links 03/11/2025: The "Smartphone Panopticon" and Belarus' Hybrid Attacks on EU Intensify
- Links for the day
- Over at Tux Machines...
- GNU/Linux news for the past day
- IRC Proceedings: Sunday, November 02, 2025
- IRC logs for Sunday, November 02, 2025
- Microsoft's Debt Has Skyrocketed by More Than 15 Billion Dollars in 6 Months or 8.2 Billion Dollars in the Past 3 Months Alone
- The corporate media intentionally disregards - or merely turns a blind eye to - such data
- Rumour: IBM Layoffs in Canada Starting Tomorrow
- "RA (IBM's term for layoffs) Coming to Canada this week (Nov 3rd)"
- Debunking False/Misleading Statements Made or Told to the High Court
- People who try to cheat the system by gaslighting judges will end up discrediting themselves
- Fear, Uncertainty, Doubt (FUD) by LLM Slop
- The Web has become such a sordid mess that this FUD made by bots is what Google News deems to be "the news"
- This Month's Analytics Show Vista 11 Down, GNU/Linux Up
- After pulling the plug on Vista 10 we see losses - not gains - for Vista 11
- Almost Fully Caught Up
- The EPO series will continue very soon, maybe tomorrow or on Tuesday
- Links 02/11/2025: Another Halloween Bust and MAGA Regime Says Public Universities Should No Longer Hire 'Foreign' Employees
- Links for the day
- The Long-Coveted Milestone of 3,200 Active Gemini Capsules
- Despite being away some days last week, about 50,000 Gemini requests were served each day, on average
- Five More Days Till Techrights Party
- We'll have many more batches of Daily Links as we catch up with a 'backlog' of news
- Links 02/11/2025: More Nuclear Escalations and "Anti-Cybercrime Laws Are Being Weaponized to Repress Journalism"
- Links for the day
- Gemini Links 02/11/2025: "The Pragmatic Programmer", Perl New Features and Foostats
- Links for the day
- Over at Tux Machines...
- GNU/Linux news for the past day
- IRC Proceedings: Saturday, November 01, 2025
- IRC logs for Saturday, November 01, 2025
