[Humour] Is Your OpenSUSE Linux Legit?

Dr. Roy Schestowitz

2007-10-27 14:13:20 UTC
Modified: 2007-10-27 14:13:20 UTC

Introducing... the next generation of Linux

SUSE Genuine Advantage

Attribution to the source, as requested.

Print, share, do whatever you want with this, as long as you give my post credit, as I did with MenZa's idea. You don't need sticker paper, just elmers glue & normal paper.

With licensing issues involved (Novell, Turbolinux, Xandros, and Linspire), can this far-fetched notion ever become a reality? If so, it would be wise to steer clear and protest against those who help it become a reality.

Steve Ballmer license
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Slated

2007-10-28 18:44:00

Shouldn't that read "Not *currently* required"?

Give Microvell time, and they'll corrupt SUSE into just another version of Windows, if they haven't already.
Roy Schestowitz

2007-10-28 23:44:41

SLED/SLES is sold for the price of $50 per year, unless that has changed. From that, Microsoft takes its share of the money.

And you’ll see, as well, an economic commitment from Novell to Microsoft that involves a running royalty, a percentage of revenue on open source software shipped under the agreement

It is worth adding that some existing users of Linux (not necessarily SUSE) become the victims of what can only be described as extortion, given the nature of the threats. This hopefully illustrates the seriousness of the issue.

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[Humour] Is Your OpenSUSE Linux Legit?

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