[Meme] The Present Microsoft: Bailouts, Bailouts, Bailouts

Dr. Roy Schestowitz

2022-08-11 01:16:25 UTC
Modified: 2022-08-11 01:16:25 UTC

This year: The United States Government Should Quit Bailing Out Microsoft at Taxpayers' Expense

2020: With Help From Donald Trump, Microsoft is Plundering and Looting the American Taxpayers, Then Gloating About It

From Developers, Developers, Developers to Marketers, Marketers, Marketers and Thighs, Thighs, Thighs

Junket
Business [sic] trips

Summary: Microsoft's media moles spread the lie that only "1%" of staff is affected by Microsoft layoffs (familiar old lie; they also spin that as a routine thing) while Microsoft staff is getting tight with 'travel' money

Recent Techrights' Posts

The End of Red Hat: expect many more layoffs soon
Only Hours Into the New Year People Already Discuss the Next Round of Layoffs at Red Hat/IBM: 2026 will be another tough year for Red Hat and IBM
Recruiters Don't Use Microsoft LinkedIn, Spammers Use LinkedIn: One of my best friends, a university professor, lost all of his life's savings due to Microsoft LinkedIn
You've Only Wasted Your Life in Social Control Networks: In a sense, social control media is a giant delusion
2025 Was a Very Bad Year for Social Control Media: statCounter sees a gradual demise in Social Control Media access
Don't "Go Paperless", Go Paperful [sic] (for What Really Matters): Why should we favour paper use sometimes? Well, many reasons.
Links 01/01/2026: "Biophobia" and Renewed Effort to Locate MH370: Links for the day
Gemini Links 01/01/2026: Bot Accounts Online and Reading in 2025: Links for the day
IBM’s and Red Hat’s "Operation Evolution initiative" Just Long, Fancy Term for Bluewashing, Redundancies, Layoffs: Gerstner is still alive, but he's shorter and more arrogant
Designing a Better Mousetrap or Tools for the SSG: Static Site Generators (SSGs) - unlike all modern Content Management Systems (CMSs) - are so simple that extending them is easy
Links 01/01/2026: 1930 Works in the Public Domain, Electricity Pricing 'a Mystery': Links for the day
Firefox is Toast Because It Got Toasted by Mozilla: Firefox cannot keep above 2% and hasn't been able to for quite some time
Ignore the LLM Slop and the Noise, Microsoft is in a Death Spiral: So what does Microsoft have left to sell?
Red Hat is Vanishing Before Our Eyes: With some Red Hat staff "transitioning" we wonder if it's an HR hack, wherein they "reset the clock" on employment duration so as to lessen severance obligations
In 2025 Microsoft Lost Palau: Palau now has GNU/Linux at steadily high levels
Microsoft Mocked UNIX/Linux for Not Handling Dates After 2038, Microsoft Breaks Down on 2026!: Only a truly moronic company would design it that way
Another New Year's Resolution: Public Domain Sources, Credits: In addition to our first one
Combatting Slop Images (and ClownFlare): we won't use or reuse slop images
A New Year's Resolution: Maximal Transparency: We'll do our very best to be transparent about everything that's going on, even legal matters
Gemini Links 01/01/2026: 2025 Comes to a Close and Capsular Gemlog Manager: Links for the day
Free Software Foundation (FSF) Raised About 1.3 Million Dollars in the Past Couple of Months!: the FSF's Board now has 10 people in it
2026 IBM Phaseout of Red Hat: Red Hat won't fare any better than most IBM acquisitions
Microsoft Budget Issues, XBox Thrown Under the Bus: They're cutting budget. Soon they'll cut the staff.
EPO People Power - Part XXI - Europe's Second-Largest Institution Became a Corrupt For-Profit Company Run by Drug Addicts: it'll be the demise of the Rule of Law in Europe and maybe a death blow to the EU (eventually), not just the EPO
Another Very Productive Year Commences: "a total of over 17,000 pages in a year"
Over at Tux Machines...: GNU/Linux news for the past day
IRC Proceedings: Wednesday, December 31, 2025: IRC logs for Wednesday, December 31, 2025
Fiji: GNU/Linux Has Risen From Almost Nothing to Almost 5% in Recent Years: It's not as small as people are led to believe
Gemini Links 31/12/2025: Blogosphere is Growing and New Year Begins: Links for the day
Complexity Considered Harmful: We Used to Run an Operating System on 64KB of RAM, Not 64GB of RAM (a Million Times More): "Initially confined to single-tasking on 8-bit processors and no more than 64 kilobytes of memory"
The Slop Industry is Failing So Badly (Mountains of Debt, Losses) That It's Merging With the SPAM Industry: we reckon that Google will eventually delist all slopfarms, recognising they're just a form of SPAM
Links 31/12/2025: Cheeto Pushing for More Wars, ‘Security is a Shared Responsibility’: Links for the day
Enshittification of Postal Services Isn't Technological Advancement: Societies that say the aim is to "go digital" and eliminate paper trail aren't advanced; they're moving backwards
IBM Starts 2026 a Much Smaller Company (Not Homage to Gerstner): People who get bluewashed out of their job (or bluewashed into unemployment) are gagged by NDAs
XBox is Likely Dead Already, But the Threat It Posed to Us All for Two Decades Isn't Over: "the Xbox was never about gaming and merely served as a test bed for DRM in commodity systems."
Ahead of 2026 Mass Layoffs at Microsoft the Tree Gets Shaken to See Who 'Falls' (Resigns/Retires): "We had a quiet meeting last week about budget realignment. No one said layoffs, but it’s clear where the focus is shifting."
Almost 6,5000 Pages in 2025, Aiming Higher in 2026: if we can keep focused, then quantity will increase
Microsoft XBox Having a "Dog Ate My Homework" Moment: No New Console Until 3 Years From Now... Because "RAM Prices": Who will ever remember this in 2028? Nobody.
Gemini End of Year Capsules Tally (Based on Lupa) Shows About 10% Growth: What a difference a year makes
Gemini Links 31/12/2025: New Resolution, Reverse Hexdump, and Programming Languages: Links for the day
Dr. Andy Farnell Explains Why Chatbots Became Dishonesty on Top of Dishonesty (Hiding Usage of Dishonest Salads of Words): new article from CyberShow
Links 31/12/2025: Nvidia Faces Bubble-Bursting Moment, Saudi Oil Money Pumped Into Chatbots to Keep the Energy Waste Going (Circular Financing Again): Links for the day
Richard Stallman's First Talk in a U.S. College Since 2018: Greetings from Georgia Tech!
EPO People Power - Part XX - Why António Campinos Chose to Put His Cokehead Friend on 'Sick Leave': EPO Cocainegate will be covered for months to come
Over at Tux Machines...: GNU/Linux news for the past day
IRC Proceedings: Tuesday, December 30, 2025: IRC logs for Tuesday, December 30, 2025
Gemini Links 30/12/2025: FreeBSD, Gemlogs, and Xobaque: Links for the day
Get Ready for Gigantic XBox Layoffs at Microsoft (Much Bigger Than in 2025): he unionisation drive is a sign workers already expect this
Concern Trolls: Stop Criticising Poor Gerstner Because Now He's Dead. Reality Check: Gerstner Has Found a Trick for Dodging Tax on His Hundreds of Millions in Wealth.: Maybe even billions in wealth
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DnD: Debian and Drugs: There will soon be some interesting new information about Debian
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A Calm Year in IRC is a Good Year for IRC: Next year IRC will turn 38 (in August) and in 2028 it'll turn 40, just like the FSF did a couple of months ago
Slopfarms Covering Up for "Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella" After a Terrible Performance and a Terrible Year at Microsoft: How to cause many to resign/retire, hence not be counted as "layoffs"
IBM Was Never Saved, It Has Been a Downhill Journey for Decades Already: Gerstner wasn't a tech person but a fiscal butcher
Some GNU Joiners in Geminispace: Jose E. Marchesi (known for GNU poke and a bunch of other things) adopted Gemini Protocol
Jean-Slop Van Damme and the Art of Bull--- Code: it's saving neither time nor money
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State of the Slop, Day 364: How does Phoronix feel about Google promoting slopfarms that 'rewrite' its stories and slap slop images on top?
Links 30/12/2025: "Durian Tsunami" and "Unneeded Surgeries": Links for the day
Links 30/12/2025: Social Control Media Detox, Rage Against Slop Wasting People's Productive Capacities: Links for the day
Reality Check About IBM's Louis Grestner, Slopfarms Say He Was IBM CEO for 30 Years!: It is "hallucinating" (lying)
Debt as the New Currency?: Rich people get richer because they take money from the rest of us, if not directly then by compelling us (collectively) to borrow money at a national level, then "invest" in them
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Gemini Links 30/12/2025: Quitting Coffee, Apartment by the Beach, and Strange Retail Ethics: Links for the day
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Over at Tux Machines...: GNU/Linux news for the past day
IRC Proceedings: Monday, December 29, 2025: IRC logs for Monday, December 29, 2025