08.05.21

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The Patent Quality Song

Posted in Europe, Patents at 4:57 am by Dr. Roy Schestowitz

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Not everything is an invention; life and nature, for example, are naturally-recurring, SCOTUS has insisted

Summary: Ample room for introspection now that patents are being assigned to bots

MOAR patents!

A patent for each child!
MOAR monopolies
For every animal in the wild!

Monopolies mean business
Business needs monopoly
Some amass 100,000 of them
Protecting oligopoly

Let them eat patents
Supplementary protection certificates for dessert
A diet of monopolies
On every pig and rat

The numbers are up
Says Vichy from EPOnia
Monopolies on everything
Even coronavirus and pneumonia

“Monopolies on everything”‘Social’ dialogue with litigation firms
Assures the Orange One
The examiners are fleeing
Oh, what have we done?

Patents on mathematics too
Simulations and ‘Hey Hi’
Call them "SaMD" or "MedTech"
As if without them people will die

Growth in monopolies secured
More patents than people
Bots need patents too
The effect yet to ripple █

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