[Meme] Steve Ballmer Explains WSL

posted by Roy Schestowitz on Jun 03, 2024

"I have 3 words for you."

Embrace, Extend, Extinguish, Kill Linux

Context: Sites That Cover WSL Are Helping Microsoft's Attack on GNU/Linux

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