The Monkey Business of Rust People
Wayland is the future
So said the fuhrer
Oh, wait, it fails to work
Now we need to fork
Back to X we go
But we still say "no"
Wayland inevitable
Unstoppable, invincible
Rust is the future despite being 10
GNU is "toxic" because it's from hetero men
Replace, drop in, cull whatever works
Trust in Microsoft, trust the Rust dorks
Sudo works OK
It has some bugs, but hey!
If only it was Rusted
It would be vastly more trusted
Compatibility won't matter
Performance won't get better
It's not about merits but perceived novelty
Rewarding not maturity but mediocrity █