Bonum Certa Men Certa

Ode to the 'Orange One'

Poem for António Campinos, the EPO's chief for this fraudulent family business (E.P.O., Inc.)

Bill Clinton Before and After: She sucked so much that she even lost to trump



Summary: Bush Senior and Junior, Hillary/Bill Clinton and now António Battistelli (or Benoît Campinos); are we dealing with monarchies/monarchs and pledges of allegiance or with public institutions beholden to the public, to be governed by the law?

OH, dear Campinos

My dearest António Campinos A public health crisis Brought trouble and woes

My kids are at home The spouse unemployed You kept me up till midnight My life is an occupational void

Babysitting at daytime Granting monopolies past midnight The pay is reduced But I keep up the fight

Sacred production targets be met How else will I secure your BONUS I pledge allegiance to dear thy My dear orange POTUS

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