He's from Portugal, honest!
"The media shall be bombarded in May"Everything deemed a patent
For those without a talent
Trolling as a "right"
Creators the trolls must fight
Eternally eager to bite
Even just for spite
A ceremony at stakeholders' expense
To cover up the mess
Just a bunch of webstreams or less
Can receive an award naked, without a dress
"European" it's called
But recipients are walled
US tech giants mulled
European programmers appalled
Diversity championed aplenty
French, French, English, French presidents all about identity
Blind obedience for legal certainty
Certainty they will shield their immunity
Striking staff escorted away
The camerapeople are here today
Dissent is not OK
The media shall be bombarded in May ⬆