[Meme] [Satire] A Toast to the UPC

Dr. Roy Schestowitz

2021-10-29 17:18:51 UTC
Modified: 2021-10-29 17:18:51 UTC

Wine Summary: UPC is always happening "next year" (since 2014 at least)

THE Unified Patent Crock

Where trials are only "mock"

Unitary patent dreams The prospect slowly dims

Fake it till you make it The emperor is naked

The rule of law discarded Constitutional courts bombarded

Margot in retirement Without a single compliment

The Office is in shambles But António Campinos rambles

IAM is ecstatic Like every litigation fanatic

Fake news abundant Though Ramsay is redundant

Battistelli Ramsay Software patents denied Courts push back the tide

Invalid Patent (IP) galore 3 million EPs to explore

Give us more and more The law we will ignore ⬆

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[Meme] [Satire] A Toast to the UPC

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