This is (was) a Joke, Right?

Shane Coyle

2006-12-06 08:28:51 UTC
Modified: 2006-12-10 05:40:52 UTC

I stumbled on this "Press Release" the other day while googling for "Novell" and "Microsoft", I don't think it needs much explanation - ITS HUMOR, PEOPLE. Although, sometimes I wonder...

Press Release - FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

Contact:
Sarah Charf
Microsoft Corporation
(206) 882-xxxx

REDMOND, Wash. -- April 10, 1995 --

In a joint press conference early this morning, the Chief Executives of Microsoft and Novell revealed that their companies had been working together to increase Microsoft's dominance of the computer industry. In a secret partnership with Microsoft, Novell has been strategically acquiring Microsoft's major competitors in the software industry and ruining them.

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This is (was) a Joke, Right?

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