I stumbled on this "Press Release" the other day while googling for "Novell" and "Microsoft", I don't think it needs much explanation - ITS HUMOR, PEOPLE. Although, sometimes I wonder...
Press Release - FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Contact:
Sarah Charf
Microsoft Corporation
(206) 882-xxxxREDMOND, Wash. -- April 10, 1995 --
In a joint press conference early this morning, the Chief Executives of Microsoft and Novell revealed that their companies had been working together to increase Microsoft's dominance of the computer industry. In a secret partnership with Microsoft, Novell has been strategically acquiring Microsoft's major competitors in the software industry and ruining them.