Our Own Distro: SueMe Linux

Shane Coyle

2006-12-25 15:32:15 UTC
Modified: 2006-12-26 01:51:38 UTC

Boycott Novell is giving serious consideration to creating our own distro, SueMe, strictly for the purpose of being bought off.

(Yup, this post was pulled earlier in the year, but I am a little tipsy now and it seems like a good idea to repost...)

SueMe Nicrovell Linux

Current price (including silencing this website) is $200M (US), and we haven't any patent portfolio to trade. Serious inquiries only.

Look forward to hearing from you, Steve.

BoycottNovell.com

If you're not laughing yet, it's a joke. But, here is a view of the proposed packaging for the new Nicrovell Linux. ;^ )

Comments

pete

2006-11-17 16:35:20

That name would be DVD-Jons Intellectual Property, wouldn't go there... ;)

http://nanocrew.net/
Jed

2006-11-17 16:39:23

Sorry, I shot milk out of my nose when I saw "DVD-Jon" and "Intellectual Property" together!
Scott

2006-11-17 17:02:30

Wouldn't "SueS" be a better name?

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