The Self-Hosting Song
- Dr. Roy Schestowitz
- 2021-06-18 08:19:43 UTC
- Modified: 2021-06-18 08:19:43 UTC
Summary: Cautionary tales about outsourcing one's systems to companies that could not care less about anyone but themselves
NO need for hardware
"We put it in the clown"
It's always just working
At least until it's down
The service is astounding
A status page online
Maintenance windows announced
Based on their convenience, not mine
The clown is down tomorrow
Server upgrades urgent
Service restored later than expected
Except my crucial daemon and agent
"SuperService is FOSS!"Profits still a problem
For the clown provider, unlike you
Services discontinued
Your systems down the loo
SuperService is FOSS!
They say along with other dross
Then comes data loss
And they just don't give a toss ⬆