The Three Microsoft Stooges

Dr. Roy Schestowitz

2022-07-08 12:32:31 UTC
Modified: 2022-07-08 12:36:59 UTC

The unmasked musketeers of Redmond/Red Hat/GNOME

Matthew Garrett, Lennart Poettering, and Miguel de Icaza
Matthew Garrett (top): I kill your booting (must ask Microsoft for consent); Lennart Poettering (right): I kill your processes without your consent. Miguel de Icaza (left): I kill your desktop and help my friend Balabhadra (Alex) Graveley get sex without consent (and almost kill women)

ORLY??? If only someone warned you... oh, wait
A secured Windows monopoly surprises nobody in Techrights

Summary: Techrights was right about 'secure' boot; its sole purpose it to take away computer users' security [1, 2]

“It is Difficult to Get a Man to Understand Something, When His Salary Depends on His Not Understanding It” --Upton Sinclair

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There's Not Much Time Left for President Biden to Pardon Julian Assange and Signal to Journalists That Exposing States' Crimes or Rich People's Misbehaviour is Lawful: Apathy towards this is part of the problem
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Links 17/12/2024: Many Abuses by Microsoft and War Updates From Ukraine: Links for the day
Content Management Systems (CMS) Bloat/ Static Site Generators (SSG) Trouble: some Web site management stories
DEI Room at fedoraproject.org Pretty Much Dead: We're not against diversity but against its weaponisation by greedy people who do not value diversity at all
The "Latest Technology News" at BetaNews is Slop About Slop: This is at the very top of the "news" (front page) at the moment
Over at Tux Machines...: GNU/Linux news for the past day
IRC Proceedings: Monday, December 16, 2024: IRC logs for Monday, December 16, 2024
Gemini Links 16/12/2024: Invisibles and 20 Years of GNU/Linux on the Desktop: Links for the day
Microsoft's Windows Fell From 98% to Less Than 15% (in 15 Years in Africa): Operating System Market Share Africa
Swaziland: GNU/Linux Leaps to 7.24%, Based on statCounter: Remember that Microsoft had many layoffs this year in Africa
A Birthday Wish: My birthday is a few hours away
[Meme] Definitely Not Your Role Models: Hypocrite Neckbeard Meme
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Push Back and Become More Vocal for LLM Abuse and Misuse to Stop: We hope that more people out there (sites too) will call out the people who saturate particular topics on the Web with machine-generated junk
The Media Failed to Hold GAFAM Accountable (and Now It Suffers From It and For It): This recognition of the problem emboldens us to carry on
Botswana: New Highs for GNU/Linux, All-Time Lows for Microsoft: No wonder Microsoft has so many layoffs in Africa this year
Links 16/12/2024: Skinnerboxes ("Smart" "Phones") and Control Social Media Blamed for Fights: Links for the day
Reminder: The Microsoft Person Who Used OpenAI for En Masse GPL Violations Told the Whistleblower to Kill Herself: The evidence (real message)
Links 16/12/2024: emacs, Drawabox, “You Should Have Your Own Website”: Links for the day
[Meme] Microsoft is Not a Country: Reporting crimes is essential for democracy
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IRC Proceedings: Sunday, December 15, 2024: IRC logs for Sunday, December 15, 2024
Links 15/12/2024: Social Control Media Disarray and Software Patent Eligibility Attempted by Litigation Maximalists: Links for the day
Links 15/12/2024: "Internet Era Might Be History's Least-Documented Period", Microsoft’s Telecom Biz Practically Dead: Links for the day
Links 15/12/2024: SQLite Bootstrap, More Terminals, Helix Themes: Links for the day
Two Laptops Up and Running (No Reboots) Since 2023: my main laptops, "vonick" and "bubi", haven't been rebooted since 2023
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