How to Win Nobel Prize for Peace

posted by Roy Schestowitz on Dec 25, 2025

Do you get to Heaven (or peace platitudes) by sleeping with 72 virgins?

Epstein files suggest something else, no?

It recently turned out that the made-up "peace" award from FIFA was in fact demanded by Cheeto (via the White House) - in effect demanding an award for himself. Julian Assange took legal action against Sweden for misusing Nobel for Peace to actually award a booster of Cheeto's illegal war on distant countries. Nobel for war crimes? For murder? For imperialism?

How much would Mr. Nobel turn in his grave had he known what "Nobel" awards are fast becoming - including made-up ones that reward plunder or real ones that promote Ponzi schemes? Like Mr. Tesla, Mr. Nobel is posthumously exploited by raiders, corrupt oligarchs, and narcissists who do illegal things.

Years ago Bill Epsteingate (Gates) insisted he was so closely connected to Epstein because of some kind of Nobel for Peace ambition.

That narrative didn't stand; first, his own wife stated repeatedly (in the media) that she had dumped him over his Epstein affairs. Now there's more material (albeit redacted) coming out. How much of the whole is still suppressed by legal threats from Epsteingate? What are we not seeing yet and why? █

This year in January: Journalistic Malpractice Helps Bill Gates Cover Up His Marriage Collapsing Because of His Very Deep Ties to Jeffrey Epstein (and It's Melinda Who Dumped Him, Divorce Proceedings Started by Her in 2019)

Years ago (2019-2020): Mansion of Pedophilia - Part II: Dr. Stallman Defamed in the Media One Day After Request Made for King County Sheriff’s Office to Divulge Information About Pedophilia in Home of Bill Gates | Speaking Through Spokespeople is a Sign of Weakness, Such as Non-Denying and False Denials (or: Bill Gates Never Denied His Connections to MIT Through Jeffrey Epstein) | High-Level Criminals Associate Privacy With Crime Because They Want Privacy Only for Themselves (Control But No Accountability)

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