Lady Java

Dr. Roy Schestowitz

2010-08-16 16:03:56 UTC
Modified: 2010-08-16 16:03:56 UTC

Summary: New promotional Java video from JavaZone

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Agent_Smith

2010-08-16 16:55:19

What to say ? Lady Java's a bitch ? Or Scoracle is the real bitch. Pity, I wanted to like this video, as I liked that other one, of the rebel in the family who programs in java. Shame on you Oracle.

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