King Torvalds was only 13 (thirteen) when GNU got started by a 30 (thirty) year-old Richard Stallman
THE marketing stunt
Oh boy, that was blunt RMS goes on a rant Over another corporate runt"GNU exists not...""Linux turns 30"
Prepare the confetti
Home comes to SETI
RMS acting all petty
GNU exists not
Let's ensure it will rot
Linux is hot
GNU just a pale blue dot
The 1980s were a fad
No matter what you've read
Cheer up, don't be sad
Linux is the best we've ever had
Inclusive... of proprietary blobs
Unlike freedom-loving slobs
Linus in his bathrobes
Professional and inclusive of homophobes
Zemlin and the guru magicians
Linux needs no technicians
Monopolies in search of attritions
For money they have infinite ambitions
Money is God
Like Zemlin with his iPod
His foundation is a fraud
But it receives the corporate nod
What next for kernel hackers?
Also known as corporate suckers
Sheltered in their CoC bunkers
While calling us "**********ers" ⬆