[Meme] Rewarding Crooks With Public Relations and Marketing at the EPO's Expense ('European Inventor Award')

Dr. Roy Schestowitz

2022-06-22 02:48:36 UTC
Modified: 2022-06-22 02:48:36 UTC

EPO crook
Microsoft marketing at the EPO's expense

Summary: The EPO lies about financial deficits while spending nearly $100,000,000 on more than a decade of problematic "awards" that occasionally glorify massive frauds

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