2007 (EU): coming in 2012! Pinky promise!
2011: Richard Stallman sounds the alarm
2011 (CIPA): it's coming, it's coming! Yes, it's true, we support software patents (and UPC)
2012 (EU Commission): coming soon! Real soon!
2012 (law firm) slight delay. Don't panic. Coming soon.
2014 (Bristows): coming soon (next year)
2015 (EPO): Unitary Patent ready to go